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mauraisleslovescupcakes
geekparenting:

FACT

lanashiftdelrey:

coming out of your room at 3 am and seeing your parents

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iwatchforsasha:

if Maura ever answers her phone before Jane I WILL LOSE MY SHIT

embarrassmental:

narcotic:

what if people named their kids when they turn 18 so the kid has a name that fits its personality

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vaguelyjewish:

testoster0ne:

how do woman not orgasm when inserting tampons.

like isn’t just like having sex idgi?

This sounds like a Mitt Romney diary entry.

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rexuality:

me: wow this is fucked up
vagina: idk it’s kinda hot :|
me: vagina no
vagina: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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